dude skip the party. it is a fucking post office here
what the hell does that mean?
nothing good but a whole lotta male and packages
He is passed out on the kitchen floor. He will fight you if you disturb him. Just a warning.
Dancing naked to Celine dion - im alive. No better way to start the day
Dude you went around coming up behind people and whispering in their ears. I dont know what you said but they looked terrified when you left.
Yelling back at the people on Jerry springer through the TV, and eventually punching it. Failure of a night.
Is it bad that I've been making new friends through your vagina networking? I don't think so
I feel like she is getting all kinds of bacterial exposure that may otherwise have been avoided had she been wearing pants
Yeah I mean subtle isn't how I'd describe your flirtation strategy last night
I just found a reminder in my phone to ask you about your sex life in 7 years. So how is that going?
He looks like an accountant with a secret kinky candy filled center.
You took all of your clothes off and tried to seduce me and while trying to seduce me you decided you were too drunk and passed out.
Just remember, the Browns have more wins than Ronda Rousey this year.
Why can't they just let me be the gorgeous cum dumpster that I know I'm meant to be?
St. Patty's shenanigans tmrw? I wanna meet dudes lol. Why stop at coronavirus when you can get the clap, too?
He has an 8 pack! HE HAS AN 8 PACK!!!!
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