I am coming home for anal
* a nap*
oral is when you put your mouth on someones privates and play moterboat or popsicle
ps... at the end of one of the videos you yell "let's do the eiffel tower again.. i'll be in the middle!" .. i almost died lolol
her teeth should be alot whiter from all of those blowjobs she gives
no one could get around him on the stairs cause he surrounded himself with all the empties he could find, he said he was building a fort. then he passed out on them.
The worst that could happen is you end up with a black eye and I get laid.. I'm okay with my end of that bargain.
I saw a shooting star while he was eating me out at 3am by my neighbors pool. Doesn't get more magical than that
The smell of mosquito spray completely ruined the sex.
All's fair in love and war. and tinder.
Listen, dont tell me about your day or that your mom is in town. Don't ask me to drive you to the airport or proofread your paper. Text me when and only when you have a boner. Oh and take your pants off and leave your front door unlocked because I'm coming over.
You know the sex was good when he had to ask which way was north before he left.
I'm getting paid to get fucked up. How much better could this get?
Are you still passed out in my back seat, or do I need to come find you?
I called him my big strong man today. It's all downhill from here. Matching Christmas sweaters, here we come
Someone made a Christmas song to the Flintstones theme and I'm suing for emotional distress.
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