Last night is one of those stories you hear about on 20/20 right after they make a law banning 90% if what I did.
You tried to wear your Jesus costume into Family Christian stores and say it was a book signing.
i was mowing the lawn and found the coffee pot in the bushes
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
Is there a technical name for reverse cowgirl? I'm trying to maintain a little dignity with my mother here
Sorry I missed your call. Have a great morning.
That is a horrible way of saying good morning to someone. You basically reminded me that we did not hook up yesterday. It's bad enough I got to go to work all day with blue balls.
Makes Sense, i generally dont want the same person two days in a row. Its like what i pick for supper, i like variety
well he got me up crazy early but i got pizza for breakfast and an electric blanket to sleep with sooo he passed the one night stand test.
I am coping with the snow storm with beer and shots of jack. If I were outside in shorts I might be able to pass as a Canadian.
Remember that time you puked in a beer pong cup while someone else was playing?
that happened
By the way can you translate "sorry, she played you bruh" to Spanish? Some Hispanic guy who spoke absolutely no English callled me last night and when I tried to tell him he had the wrong number the response was "como? No no no no...." And then click. He was gone
Your pictures have evolved a lot over the years but I think your angry dick pic phase was one of my favorites
For a guy who won't fuck me, your dick is out a lot when we talk.
he was the first penis i touched… i have to go to his shitty bands first gig, i mean come on now
It's like a donut of clothes around a pair of heels. Like they were transported to another dimension naked.
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