when a girl says 'did you just try to kiss me' you should leave the bar. trust me.
Is it a bad that I spent my 5 year anniversary with my husband texting my ex boyfriend?
i tried slipping money on her dresser whenever she brings guys home hoping she'll start to question her goals in life... i think its only encouraging her
Went to use to bathroom and walked in on karaoke. Two girls singing "a whole new world" to each other in the shower. I'm gonna miss this place in the summer
Well he's not exactly single.. It's like an open relationship his wife doesn't know about
you know, even black out drunk I can always remember the exact point where I should have stopped drinking.
I would like to add..this is the first november for two years that i haven't cheated on a bf...thank you..thank you
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
We were in the middle of fucking and she was just like "Do ya wanna play Harry Potter Scene It?" I musta been really bad lol Anyways, her tattoo healed nicely.
I based a lot of our friendship on the fact that I thought you were crying from feeling so sad for me when I got crabs. I'm not sure if we can ever be as close now.
I'm too drunk to explain this to you. It's too hard.
For reals. He's my age and he still hangs out at his frat house & gets hammered every weekend. Idk if I'm jealous of him or if I pity him
Oh god it's open bar.
Yeah but the jokes on her right? We just got a new couch and hers still has a cum stain on it from like six months ago
My psychiatrist just sent me a dick pic
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