Does this mean you'll turn into an Albanian at the next full moon?
IM SAVING ALL MY LOVE FOR YOU
I don't want it.
I'll just wear something slutty to the liquor store and hope for the best
that's your solution for everything
I am highly attracted to the men and that's all i can say. I do not clap and make noises but i do turn to the side and say how i'd do incredible things to them if given the chance
i dont care how hungover you are, go back to the frat house and get him. HE IS 11.
I called for backup and had two guys carry him to the shower. The bigger guy offered to wash his hair.
Its going to be drunk as shit/pirate themed. Im dressing as the former.
Last time I went to flagstaff I threw up in my beard. I would very much like to recreate that moment.
Please keep in mind you are asking relationship advice from a girl who fucked a guy just because we have the same name. Just keep that in mind.
This is a mass text to all my friends. Whoever gets this first, please find me and confiscate my phone immediately. I am far too high to have it. Even if you have to punch me in my face to get it. Otherwise, let the "High While Analyzing Disney Movies" texts begin.
just saw a kid get pissed on buy a tiger at the zoo. His dad is rofling and the kid is crying. I think I have to go make a new friend
Just watched someone fail a field sobriety test. Miserably. At 4:50p. I think it's my future husband
God bless him
I woke up under a house in Key West
Our livers are going to hate us.
It's okay, they're regenerative. God wanted this.
He was someone so memorable that I'd completely forgotten he'd existed up to and during the encounter
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