That's what you said about that spiderman stripper, but look how that turned out
hey, haven't seen your testicles in a while...you 3 still alive?
and then some norwegians asked us to be in their porno.
If I don't come back from Italy with aids I did somethign wrong
Is all white too much for court to prove my innocents?
That's like the cock version of a mortal kombat fatality.
Drank a beer through my butt, how's your initiation going?
....I feel like you are deciding whether or not I'm good enough for you based on what I ordered from Chipotle.
show concern. Mark ate a butterfly and proceeded to drink more shots like nothing happened
if i can hear my landlord's phone ring you think be can hear my vibrator?
Stephen I'm in a lecture and the lecturer just said 'you can CHOOSE to put something in your mouth and swallow it" i'm the only one here who burst out laughing, this is awkward. Thought you'd appreciate it.
They'll never let you practice medicine.
You should of known that i was high if i refer to myself as melting into anything
How does the curb feel today?
It's stronger than my elbow. But I found my lighter while I was down there.
I'd give my right arm to start my period. My right arm. Thats more significant then my left.
I'm cuddly bitch. Deal with it.
Randomize