the way she shouted out instructions during sex made me feel like I was having sex with my gym teacher
im getting my college education on yahoo answers.
video games are the ultimate cock blocker
If fate has that penis in my future.....I'm down.
I finally won that bet on when the anorexic girl would pass out at the gym. You owe me 10 now
sometimes i wish i had boobs. not on me. just like in a drawer.
I told my dad that bagels were the equilelent of angels kisses and if he bought me one i would do a split
I promise a much better performance tomorrow than last night my penis has a bed time
Today is definitely a "stand over the toilet and pee through the opening at the bottom of my boxers" kind of day.
I guess the silver lining is that having a big dick really comes in handy when you're hungover.
It's a mixed blessing.
I learn from experience and I experienced what it would be like to completely lose my mind and then wake up with a stab wound.
Hey dude this is some next level no homo shit but im gonna get 2 tickets to the opera and go Hail Mary on this one girl. U take the extra ticket if i fail.
I'm like still hungover from the quinceanera.
I just plagiarized Dr. Curtis Connor's ideology from Spider-man in an essay on genetically engineered embryos. College: academic integrity at its finest.
I asked him to tell me a bedtime story, then threw up on him.
I don't remember anything but bad decisions last night
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