Should I give the penis ring toss game to good will or garbage
Telling me that I would make a great "occasional fuck" was not appreciated.
If you would give me the chance we might have the two separate pieces of the greatest fuck puzzle ever.
Your excessive judging is making this uncomfortable
Jen's arm is stuck between a wall and her bed. She's naked and needs someone to go help her.
He broke up with his gf yesterday so he could give me our annual Christmas sex at midnight.
Marry him. Now.
Never use fire and ice condoms with a dude who always claims he "didn't know it was the wrong hole"
I dressed up as a breathalyzer test for Halloween; never had so many straight dudes blow me before!
last night on the strip the guy screamed at you YOU GOTTA WORK ON YOUR CALVES.
omg how embarrassing to not hear the delivery person knocking because you're singing "where are you Pizza" to the tune of "where are you christmas" too loudly
I am googling "notable people who had syphilis"
I just wanna inform you guys that the first pregnancy scare of 2016 is over...
Remind me to talk to you about nipple clamps.
Bro.. I am absolutely going to have sex with our old middle school health teacher
That means I have to put pants on. That is not something I am willing to do right now.
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