THE most awkward situation I have EVER been in
Also, I just threw up a little in my mouth and had to act like everything was totally fine.
Can't remember why I called but it definitely had something to do with Lou Bega
I just saw a guy give a mop to his fat wife and say "Look, an exercise stick!"
Just found out my brother beats off to Lauren Conrad. the Hills will never be the same.
we thought you were sober enough for a movie but you took one look at emily blunt and screamed "aw this bitch?!" and passed out 30 seconds later
I'm quite proud of this turning point from one night stands to giving some guy a BJ to fix my car for free.
he said he would handcuff me to his penis. thats not even possible. i want to go home.
There were 11 girls in that minivan and everyone was either puking, crying, or yelling "we're a total shit show"
i need to un-sleep with a few of those brothers before we ever go back to that house again. i'm serious. i will not be a fraternity groupie.
But now I'm just thinking when he said he "worked for the airline" he actually meant drug smuggling.
We just had sex on an abandoned logging road while wearing snow shoes. God bless Montana boys.
Currently tripping balls and watching Pink Floyd the wall and I'm crying during it. If this isn't a self realization then I don't know what to tell you.
test was negative. but nancy drew has yet to solve the case of the missing period.
whenever dudes said you had nice tits you'd scream at them "This double push-up bra is full of deceit and lies!"
I'm too depressed to drink my wine. That is what I would call a serious problem
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