Picture Ja Rule and 50 Cent having a sexy full grown love child son...He's on my bus right now, wearing an outside jacket with no shirt underneath. My fashion sense and libido are fighting it out.I'll keep you posted on who wins.
Do u think I can claim pregnancy as an accident so my insurance covers it?
don't worry, i already broke the ice when i told the story about how i super glued a picture of big bird to my vag.
you were convinced that if all her tampons were gone her period would stop, so you started eating them.
woke up with a used condom shoved in my ear. i officially hate alcohol.
Dude, dont worry about the lamb fetus in the fridge.
What?
Just dont open the beer drawer.
No that's sign language, not a drinking game. I tried to join
Also, I might need your help for a prank involving a hand puppet, a coke bottle, double-sided tape, and my dick...
It was 16 hours of liver killing mistake making goodness
I also know you puked in your shoe.
That would explain the note .... I apparently wrote myself an apology note from drunk to sober me .... saying "sorry for the fancy shoe soup" .... ugh I'll never drink again ...
It's just not St. Patrick's Day until someone pukes on your panties.
Help I can't tell if I'm sexually attracted to Bill Nye
Oh.
You came to the right person.
is it bad that I'm more worried about having to take out my piercings than the fact that I might be having a kid
Ok next time we are filming it. You bring the camera and I'll buy more socks
Saddle up bitches, we're going to an orgy.
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