I got a hennah tattoo of my room number on my arm...I love spring break in Mexico!
i was the DD for the swedish students tonight. Got paid 23 dollars for driving 10 miles. gotta love ignorance and the confusion conversion brings.
We're doing the donut challenge later. How many can we fit on his erect penis. Needless to say we get along well.
I've got 15 minutes to eat dinner and drink a 40. Four years of college has all been training for this moment.
He sat there and debated the pros and cons of hooking up with me
just watched the video of me leading you with a trail of french fries.
hes wearing the same tie today that i tied him up with last night.i wanna go home
All you have to drink is moonshine and ranch. This is bullshit.
Just came out of my room at 8 AM to find 2 pounds of raw hamburger and a half eaten cake strewn across the hallway. And I'm not surprised at all.
How do you say "get out of my apartment" in Spanish. No time to explain, just tell me.
As if finding out the man you just had sex with is married isn't bad enough, it gets so much more awkward when his wife comes in to comfort you...
Would it be weird if your parents sold me weed?
Just zoned back in to real life and found myself chanting "noodle eater noodle eater noodle eater" at my parrot as he devoured a single macaroni
Well you could have stayed home, played house and got blow jobs all weekend babe, but we all have to live with our decision
OMG OMG OMG!!!! I made his penis bleed!! I repeat I MADE HIS PENIS BLEED!!!!
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