u on campus? she just peed the bed i need to go
We succumbed to passion, and then he had to go meet his girlfriend. End of story.
i have it on good authority that she is not as good at giving head as she claims she is
What do you say about some mid-afternoon anal?
He walked in AS I was cumming. Now even my father knows I'm a squirter.
I had a guy present me his prison release form this morning as id
Woke up to the sound of my own moans coming from the tv....evidently it was videotaped.
If sitting in the car passing a flask back and forth because the bar we go to is having some power issues on Christmas eve isn't Christmas spirit, then I don't know is.
I feel like butter and tequila would be excellent combination. Right now. Please do this in my name.
We opted you as the sacrificial dick tonight. We need our patron cafe. Go make some moves.
It's all fun and games until your AARP eligible neighbors end up blacking out in your yard at 5pm with a box of franzia. I'm feeling a great year ahead
last night i reached the point where my boob implants paid for themselves in free drinks. to celebrate lets go out and get more free drinks tonite.
When I came out of the bathroom you were naked dead asleep on the couch but your dick was still rock hard standing straight up. I almost took a pic. It was impressive.
It's a family event: you have to drink. No way around it. Its the law.
I turn 40 next week. I deserve to celebrate the end of my 30’s with a 21 year old dick
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