Do you know of any times in scooby doo when the monster turned out to be a real monster? You know not just a person?
i was like hansel and gretel. i puked a trail from mcdonalds to our place so i could find my way back in the morning
is it customary for a bride to wear white even if she's a whore? i feel tie-dye would have been more accurate
I managed to fit my wallet, my keys, my phone, Tammy's necklace, and $38.50 all in my bra. and $1.50 is in quarters. go me.
well other than the faint smell of fireworks in the truck you can't really tell the windshield was exploded
It might have taken me 30 minutes but I finally finished the toast I made. That hungover.
On the bad side I puked, but on the bright side I puked lettuce which was a new experiance
I snorted a few ambien and woke up here. A lady banged on our door, waking us up, demanding our towels.
When i left he was drinking an entire pot of coffee out of the pot with a straw. It's safe to say he's using a personal day
I spilt beer on the table, and she quickly got a straw and yelled party foul and made me drink it.
we superglued breast forms to his chest. those aren't coming off anytime soon.
Oh and an honorable mention for your father's porn collection. Things I'll never forget.
It was all fun and games until she said "you're so pretty I wanna punch you in the face" and the proceeded to punch her in the face
I renamed some of my contacts in my phone before passing out and I have one I cant figure out, its "fucking house elf scum"
Driving, getting head and talking to your boss on the phone is not a good combination. I nearly died
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