You know the guy who poops at a party and then leaves and you go in, do your business, and come out and there are girls outside that think you pooped and no one talks to you? I'm the guy who poops before you go in, because I'm in a relationship and I hate you.
Everyone is hammered wasted already...young, old, the dying, babies...we got them all
Btw, I'm creating an event on fb to celebrate the one yr anniversary since we went to jail.
Please don't let me drink ever again. I apparently told him he could stay but as there was no room in the bed he'd have to lie on top of me and he'd need to anchor himself on with his penis so he didn't fall off.
of course we have a beer bong
how else would we feed our christmas tree
At what point in life does one make the conscious decision to incorporate capes into everyday life? Like, as a fashion statement?
I'm not sure how to answer that. Is it a general question or one you're wondering about for yourself? Because I don't think you're there yet.
The cop used the word "belligerent" 16 times in the report. You get to bail him this time. I'm not up for it.
Dude true life I died at the derby...I lost everyone I knew, went down a bourbon and mud slip and slide, lost my hat, fell off the roof of a porta potty, sprained my ankle and knee and then got arrested.
So it's safe to say that it's all down hill from here
Do you mean easy livin or downward spiral of alcoholism and disappointment
I feel as if I need Plan B just being in the same room as them for more than 5 minutes.
Just text him and be like do you want this pussy or not. You have three seconds to respond.
After that time I came to the conclusion that jeeps are the best cars to have sex in
Thus began an intricate shell game of nude cardigan photos
Shes the whorey leader of that wolf pack, and all the less whorey wolves report back to her. She teaches them the ways
If you can wrestle my underwear off of me, you can top. It'll be like using an amulet in Legends of the Hidden Temple. Instead of not getting captured, you don't get fucked in the ass.
Randomize