ur plase or mine? lol
well if you don't learn how to spell, you may be at your place and I'll be at mine.
we can't become the bulimic house in the complex dude. Besides, you need teeth for your career.
I said make yourselves at home, not to put a used condom on my ceiling fan.
Held my professor's hair back while she was puking. I'd better get an A out of this or else the pics are going on Facebook.
No. No. And hell no. If you are driving a Honda Fit you are not allowed to give me a dirty look. No.
Also adulthood=replacing meals with bourbon. And not getting your hair caught in a fan.
That's just weird. That doesn't make sense sexually at all. I mean, you might as well tape a pen to the tip and try and write your name while you're at it.
I tried to settle their lesbian roommate fight by turning on Pretty Wild
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Whatcha doing tonight? Reply TURNUP if you are drinking, or STOP to cancel messages
A girl just invited me over for a blowjob and beer. Is this a trap?
What happened last night? I'm too scared to get out of bed and see the destruction.
First of all, check to see if that naked guy is still alive. He didn't look to be breathing when I left
She did what?
Who. The correct term is she did who.
Did you see him? The correct term is definitely what.
Finding my pants in the morning should not make me this proud
You started singing Baby Shark, screamed you have no idea how it goes, then somehow turned the beat into Bohemian Rhapsody
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