but, i was nude. you really should respect my stupidity and delete them. please.
Note to self: soco dudes get amusinly uncomfotable when I moan at the urinal.
i was about to rearrange the room but realized that this is the only efficient setup where we can have sex while the other one's asleep without them accidentally seeing.
Fyi when u order four mini bottles of scotch on a 45 min flight. The flight attendants jaw drops to the floor.
i just remember pinky promising you guys to take care of him.
Yea, you were talking about how you did not want to be a reindeer for at least 5 minutes.
He ate me out while I was wearing a tiara.... I think I could get used to this
Do you think there are two dudes living in an apartment somewhere that go to the store and call it Brocery shopping?
Oh god...probably.
You're wearing a hospital gown and pearls. Let's reevaluate your life.
Yeah, nothing like barfing into a grocery bag you just put dog shit into.
Before he gave me the breathelizer, he told me to "blow like you're blowing your boyfriend". I like him. My tax dollars are well spent
I think I swiped left on my soulmate
Why are there four guys spooning on the living room floor?
They're still there? Shit. They were supposed to leave after they hugged it out.
Pretty sure he was in my class in like 2nd grade
I like how you know everyone I've ever fellated.
Hey! Its not the first time I've been eaten out in a bridesmaids dress in a church by a groomsman!
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