so I was just driving high and I stopped to let a pinecone cross the road because I thought it was a hedgehog.
false alarm. still invincible.
Hey was my sperm eye the same day I crapped myself?
just found the deal breaker
hairy back?
he can't live within 1000 ft of a school
Just washed my feet between classes in the bathroom...Four girls totally judged me...
i'll prob lay in bed. its weird not having to track my wallet down, its become such a weekly habit. i suddenly have so much free time
Do you think a former stripper/heroin addict constitutes as a high risk sexual partner?
There's something odd about buying beer for the first time while wearing my school sweater from kindergarten, but I don't mind.
If you go to Tinseltown tonight. First bathroom on the left, second stall. Avoid. It's still coming to terms with what I did to it.
She's high and running across rooftops. Yes we're going to end up in A&E again.
Two months ago an unknown man was in my bed and now he is my boyfriend and he has 1.6 million in the bank and he buys me things because I only have $4.35 in my bank account
It could happen to you too!
I unknowingly motorboated my boyfriend's ex-gf last night. Yay me!
Nutrition teacher wants anything i eat or drink documented for the week including dancefestopia. Do you know the recommended daily ammount of psylicybin or MDMA?
We were going to play manhunt in a strip club, calling it mancunt.
Is it okay that we fucked on my car hood, in his driveway, at 4 am with cars passing by ?
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