i want tt clbm rinabw nd ride uncrn
what?
i wnt tto climb a rainboww and ride a unicornnnnnnnnn
Anthony wouldn't know good sex if it sat on his face
no really all good couples have similar hair colors!
the blizzard started in kansas. im debating driving to a bar now so i can get snowed in there for the game
isnt it sad that we can reminisce about our childhood but we cant remember shit we did last month
Always thought my first night in jail would consist of fire and a bunny suit.
Tell your boyfriend I'm sorry for ruining his vein. I'm never drawing blood drunk again.
I enjoyed our heart to heart in the trunk on the way to the stripclub
She was humming during sex. After I asked her why, she said it was her sex theme music
You can cross "give someone a blow job while playing Colors of the Wind" off my bucket list.
I yield to the immortal wisdom of one ludacris, who famously wrote, "can't turn a hoe in to a housewife." Indeed, ludacris, indeed.
why does CNN give a flying $@*# about the royal baby so, so much?
i hope they name him Joffrey
I'm about to have a bowl of Advils... without any fucking milk.
Do not confuse my plans for being an adult though. I will ABSOLUTELY be practicing suturing, on my porch, while getting stoned.
New life goal: Sex in a parking lot surrounded by a circle of fire.
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