forecast for tonight- shitshow with a chance of tbell
my version of bright and sunny.
Yea well when i pee it makes steam.
im in a room full of women tattooing each others tits. i hope i remember this tomorrow
Seriously? Do you have me saved in your phone as 'check every 3 months to see if she's single yet'?
i walked into the first stall,, but there was no paper, so i'm in the other one. a little kid is in the one without paper now and is making a lot of noise. curious how this'll turn out for him.
Seeing him suck some chick's face on VH1 wasn't exactly how I imagined the "we should see other people" conversation going.
he ran me a hot bath. i thought i was in a pot and was going to be eaten. i was strangely ok with this
why does my status of facebook already read REHAB 2011
Dontating $10 to the Red Cross relief effort in Japan for every car bomb I take tomorrow. Yes, buying me a drink just became a good cause.
Two questions for you. Did I throw up last night and did we get food or did I dream that..?
No you never threw up but you did force me to take you to wendy's because you wanted "beef and ketchup"
Impressive. I've never gotten straight denied and then chased the guy naked out of my own apt. I'll remember that next time.
I just had sex in the men's bathroom of a Chinese buffet...
YOU ARE MY HERO
When do you sleep by the way. I was surprised when I went to work at 1 am,left at 7 am and had a text from you somewhere in between
I just vodka nap now...
You'll pass into the great gay beyond
Where it rains cosmopolitans and scantily clad gogo dancers of all genders direct traffic
this kid sitting diagonally in front of me is searching "cheap bongs" on google. hahahhaaha. who does this kid think he is?
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