It wasn't awkward until he started humming the Rocky theme song in the middle of fucking
Why are handjobs necessary in class?
So my graduate coordinator is possible gay man. I may have just found the easiest way to a degree ever.
Good plan b, put your number on all your forms. Hello gamefull employment.
Take that integrity
literally have a bruise on my forehead from being over the toilet all night.
My mom's 50 year old alcoholic friend just told me about how she was more whoreish then us at our age. Challenge accepted.
he's doing fine. just headbutted the wall and threw up
Drunk Tina signed up to be part of the crew team and got a text from the captain telling her there's practice tomorrow. Wtf
I remember all the people and all the acts I just have to match the person with the act
Also, my phone suggested the phrase “puke in the mailbox" how many times have I had the need to text that to people?
My doctor actually said I was suffering from an "acute hangover" in doctor's note I asked him for....what a douche
The house hit rave levels when La Bamba came on which confuses me because I live in white suburban Canada
PARA BAILAR LA BAMBA ASSHOLES
She knew the head wasn't all that so she gave me her taco. I'm will in to give her a second chance.
I'm fucking sick of guys. I think I'm going to date myself. No drama. And I know I'll always put out.
It was a simpler time. With fewer STDs.
i told them you weren't like that.. and they laughed at me?
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