i hate this class. from the way they're all staring you would think they've never seen a girl in basketball shorts, heels and sunglasses.
I'm watching this guy on intervention hospitalized for liver damage. He's drinking the hand sanitizer in the hospital room. Say hello to your future.
I just put a tampon in while driving. Don't tell me I don't got skills.
I think i found piece of your tooth in my dick this morning when i took a shower
I can't wait to find out the true size of his penis! Please maintain enough sobriety for an accurate report.
He added me on Facebook. I'm pretty sure he got my name from the inside of the bra I had lost in the frat house.
She called my landing strip a "vagina mohawk"....
Lesbians are weird.
Oh Brad. Your poor brain, always being ignored for your penis and crazy women.
you should probably know that there's a naked dude in your window
i wouldn't normally say anything but you seem to not be there
And then he dove into my vagina like scrooge mcduck into a room of gold
He gave me my financial savings if I invested with him while I was giving him a bj.
I just put vagisil on my bug bites how do you think my morning is going
Dude how much would someone have to pay you to get you to slide your vagina across a bald man's head because Honestly I'd do it for the experience alone. but money would be nice too\n\nI'm thinkin like 500 bucks. Maybe 700
Why are you like this.
I just want to see his penis in the light. Is that a crime?
You were licking skittles to check if they were "halucinateizers" so no, you are not leaving the house while on antibiotics.
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