I thought she would fill the void you created. Turns out she thought I just wanted to fill hers.
So you started off by saying "no homo," but patting his crotch and saying his jeans fit him wonderfully may have overshadowed that.
Bubblewrap condoms. We can steal Ziplock's new slogan. Protection you can hear.
There were 4 naked women demanding my presence. Of COURSE I got into the pool.
i'm sorry for cheering you on when you were making out with him. i was just celebrating the fact he was decent looking for once
the bar tender told me i could keep an air matress in the backroom.
i have to go- we're throwing the dummy from the balcony again
All three women i have fucked in the past week are here in the same bar. Gameface, go.
Gonna go for any of them?
Thursday night girl, but friday is watching and tuesday is serving us.
So my dad just walked in on me with the same girl twice in 3 nights. I told him if he wants to see her tits to adleast admit it. All he did was smirk.
Apparently he took me home and I pulled up my senior pictures on fbook and made him guess what I was thinking during each different pose.
You were, but he disappeared after you said you wanted him to get you pregnant so you'd have a child by the time the Boy Meets World sequel starts
In an unrelated matter, im gonna eat you out so much later.
Hydrocodon makes you feel like a fairy made out of pudding
I'm going to smell of sex and shame.
How is that different than any other Monday night?
She asked what the dent on the hood of my car was from..i think she knows we had sex up there
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