Yep Great. Apparently I didn't just say things once that night. Drink. Yell. Repeat.
U also mentioned u werent wearing any underwear hahahaha
Cleveland boys shit in their own pumpkins in their own living room. Got pictures to prove it.
We went to red robin and there was a 15 minute wait so we went and fucked in the car. Quickies, endless fries, and a mascot handing out balloons- this is literally the night of my dreams.
so when he was about to cum, he screamed his mother's name and continued to pray for forgiveness. wtf
this kid woke up on our hotel floor and doesnt know how he got here
on my way back.. me and that kid will be great friends
she puked as i came inside her. that has to mean something.
I have hit nutritional rock bottom I am spreading peanut butter on to lays potato chips
Honestly bro, I can't look at girls you've banged. Its like looking herpes in the face.
I need to puke. I need a shower. I need rehab. I need to detox and puke. I feel like demons are inside of me.
Time is so short and I miss you. (I just watched that commercial where the people all laugh and get older and die.)
I'm still confused. So he's NOT your cousin by blood, but WAS your cousin, on two separate occasions, by marriage? Still too weird I think...
I think we've reached the point in the summer were we need to go back to school. I was so bored yesterday I nearly bought blow dart gun.
i mean hes a break dancing puerto rican, how do you think the sex was?
Dude come over...were drunk and I'm holding a T-shirt gun and discovered beer cans are the same size as rolled shirts.
You ran the halls of the dorm naked handing out condoms. You were the sex fairy. Best you can do if you're not getting laid.
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