Im so hungover
Come over i have rolls
Ecstasy rolls or Challah rolls?
the only difference between me and a prostitute was that i complained a lot more.
I'm not saying he's gay. Just that he prob knows what a dick tastes like
If you die in college, do you die in real life?
I am too drunk to make real decisions. I had pop rocks all over my ass earlier. This is not a joke.
I have Retrograde Ejaculation as a side effect from one of my meds. Is this a respectable form of birth control?
Is there a fine for having sex in the back of a zipcar?
So drunk. Washed my hair un pancheros sink cus I was so hot.
started my period, we have to try again next week
if we have anymore sex before that my dick is gonna fall off. that is in no way a complaint
Just gave candy to a strange child. Not my best move.
the reputation of my dick game is on the line. You're killing the team, here, G
The ONLY place I sext is in my anatomy class. It's an amped up level of playing doctor.
Come help me clean and have sexual intercourse with me
Bring breadsticks
lets start a news segment called WHY IS LEOS CROTCH BURNING TODAY
Do you find Darth Vader masks attractive?
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