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this should be fun to decipher. I'd like to buy a vowel.
You guessed 7 of 8 bra sizes correctly. You're like a drunk rainman.
He used my blackberry to make a voice recording of me orgasming, then set it as my ringtone while I was sleeping. I discovered this during a staff meeting this morning.
I kind of want you to get arrested just so I could frame an avatar mugshot.
Just croosed over that too drunk for chemistry class line
i just woke up reverse cowgirl on my couch. fully clothed. my laptop is on the floor sideways. blasting gay porn and lady gaga. pizza crust everywhere. goodmorning.
Well apparently I'm no fun since I won't have a threesome with him and my mother.
He came home all fucked up crying slammed his bedroom door and all we could hear for about three hours was THIS ISN'T GONA RUIN MYLIFe what happend
I told him I got this chick pregnant and he has to get a new wingman
Oh man, buzzed lunch fridays almost got out of hand.
he says he is going to get you very high and make you leave the country with him
possibly by boat
You were all "think outside the box, inside the bag!" as you filled your camelback with beer.
I understand why animals eat their young in the wild after watching your kid this afternoon
He wanted to save my dignity, I just wanted beads and jäger
I tried to fuck you in my bathroom while my parents were in the next room. I am a clusterfuck of fun.
Once my new license was put into my hand, a light from the heavens shined down and pauly D's voice was in my mind saying ohh yeaaah 21 yeaaah
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