is 69 when you're sideways or up & down? I was on my back & confused.
Oh i know my limit. 9 shots after i've given blood.
...She then said get into the spirit and started making firecracker noises while having sex
The cab driver told me he hopes I look up to him as a father figure. Then he asked if I wanted him to take me to the hospital
If this herpes test comes back negative I'm asking out the doctor.
when i tried to put the condom on he started screaming about how he didn't want his groceries bagged
I'm sorry for biting your husband's ass last night.
Because I can't get laid, I'm day-drinking and hunting squirrels in the backyard. You can take the girl out of Montana...
If you're still up for that roadtrip, I managed to end up in Louisiana and could use a ride home.
Pretty sure that propositioning you to fly across the country for sex fest '13 isn't something my husband would approve of.
I am putting together a break up mix and its pretty much the best of Phil Collins
Walk of shaming into my apartment. No one to clap me in. Come home!
Idk what's worse.... Yesterday not waking up in my bed or today waking up in the hello kitty gown.
Can u pick up some lemons on the way? I have Tequila and a sore throat..I need them for both
fell asleep while jerking off ln. woke up to my hand in my pants and my cat crawling all over me
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