you need to know that there is a kid here wearing an i mosh for Jesus shirt
why isn't there a fb relationship option that says 'still banging my ex'
My mom can no longer prohibit me from smoking pot..I sell to her boyfriend.
I love how understanding people are when they hear we first hooked up getting high and watching nature shows
Interesting preview of what next year will be like. Side note, missing a chunk of flesh from my middle finger.
No. I didn't know. I thought mid afternoon shots meant the day could only get better.
Stumbled into class and into a desk. When I fell my bottle broke in my backpack. I had to leave there was vodka everywhere.
First night sober since New Years. I'm not sure what hurts more, the hangover or the credit dread when I find out what the tickets to Bali actually cost.
I'm making a quesadilla and including it in the picture because that's the only way I think I can send her dick pics.
I'm at the point where I'm gonna write in my mothers bday card. Happy birthday. Please stop having sex with the door open.
I think we r still a few steps from ex sex. In fact, that's never going to happen. I'm just saying on the seething-chemical-fire-of-emotional-distress-to-post -relationship-intercourse scale, I'm closer to fucking than throttling. Progress is fun.
I had a sex with someone last night and I was so drunk. i told him to tell me his whole name so I can say it back to him in a "sexy" way.... Because I forgot it
Why is it that the asexual in our group is the one that gets laid the most often??
This is a life or shit situation. Grab me toilet paper asap. This bathroom is fucking out. This is not a test. This an actual emergency and I am not joking.
Had a very good bday. Have the teeth marks and bruises to prove it
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