the chair was smiling at me in sociology and i had to try not to burst out laughing.
BROstal carolina. Watching a boy drinking rum and coke out of a cup of noodle empty cup.
God, you're like boner-b-gone
By this time tomorrow I expect us to be sitting at the kitchen table either playing a drinking game, or crying. Set an alarm
It's like leaving me for his wife wasn't enough. He had to give me an STD too.
We attempted to microwave fifteen corndogs in the microwave and may have ruined it. Also there were fake mustaches on all of his appliances...he said he doesn't like drunk me.
Apparently I told a girl last night, that's she's super beautiful and I don't want to fuck she just deserves being eaten out
your sister totally cock blocked me last night don't even think about inviting her to taco night
Just got biofeeze on my vag. Weirdest sensation everrr. Can't decide if I want to cum or cry
You told the entire smokers deck that you were blowing .08 now and anyone else willing later
And I'm glad you're waiting to invite him over. he may have a weird penis thing and then dinner becomes awkward.
He just stays over and makes naked pancakes in the morning
You've never felt ridiculous until you've walked through downtown in a Viking costume
I forgot to lock the bathroom door. He walked in, saw me on the toliet, nodded, and walked back out.
Her son walked in on us and asked if he could "wrestle too."
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