I just used Master P to describe what sound the letter U makes to my daughter...
That's when you crack a 10am beer
booty call
i swear to god if you come over i will kick you in the pussy.
you traded sex for a burrito?
The karaoke bar doesnt have electric avenue. Ill just have to pick another song and sing the lyrics to electric avenue
Let me guess--your parents are cousins.
it was like fucking with batman, he had gadgets i never even imagined
She spent a lot of time to get her cleavage to look that good. It would be rude not to stare. It shows you are paying attention. Chicks dig that.
why is my new profile picture on Facebook one of me with a bunch of strangers on an elevator?
I apparantly wanted to name her baby garbage
I think the last straw was when you put on ice skates to go across the waxed wooden floor.
BTW rolling him off the couch and onto that tarp was pure genius. He definitely pissed himself last night.
Just scratched my head and I basically rained glitter.
Also, I had mind-blowing sex on a pool table
My last one night stand called me today. Apparently I gave him a yeast infection in his mouth. Not sure how I should feel about this.
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