I found the orange juice, it was hiding in the vodka...trickster.
I like you better when you drink
I like you better when I drink too
He has some good qualities. Beneath the layers of asshole and fat.
she has over 3,000 tagged photos on facebook. dont tell me she isnt annoying.
Dude I broke my bong in half this morning. I kicked it as I was jerking off. I would never hide anything from you.
I don't think going to Relay for Life and painting our faces while everyone stares at us is a sufficent late night after the bars.
Slipping me an edible before my ochem final was not your brightest idea. Looks like I'm switching to business.
When a girl says " I never would have come over if I knew I was getting kicked out at 7am." the correct response isn't "but think of how responsible you're being."
Makers Mark. Chicken nuggets in a blender. Smart
Also, any YOLOwl-related sex photos will result in you winning ten orgasms, courtesy of myself, as well as sweets and bacon-based dinner. All entrants welcome
After you tried speaking to him in whale you asked if you could see his "blow hole." That's how bad it was.
Its not often you get to say, "The security guard at my job is my new drug dealer," but as of last night, I get to say it.
hi I'm Emily and I thoroughly enjoy getting minors hammered.. I'll start my AA intro just like that.
Real life skills section of my resume: blow jobs, food knowledge trivia, sarcasm, mascaera application, sexting, tolerance of rail liquors
We already gave up cheese, how are we supposed to give up coke?
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