just when i thought things couldnt get worse, the batteries died in my vibrator.
i wiped a booger on my final. end of semester present.
i'm making a list of conversation topics in my blackberry so the ride won't be so awkward
I can't wait til my little brother reaches the point where puking doesn't mean we stop drinking
Who just wakes up in their own bed and assumes "I probably blew some guy last night"
This just became a night full of adventures...and by adventures I mean hitting people with my car
I am downstairs in the bar now having a beer...actually I ordered two beers and placed one across from me in front of an open chair. I did this for appearance sake, so nobody knew I was double fisting all alone. I'm getting hungry now. I'm thinking of ordering two meals just to keep appearances up.
she scratched her sororities letters into my back when she was done. i think i was part of some sick game. sick twisted sexy game
The bartender just hugged us goodnight. I think we go there too often.
Biggg time. I found 2 empty packages of extenze in my car this am.... not sure what that was all about
Saw a girl lying on her back next to a fire hydrant. Not sure if passed out drunk or sleeping under the stars
wait nvm its a dude
I couldn't find a water bottle, so I sent her to school with her juice in a flask. Who the hell let me become a parent?
He was referring to me as "Teenage Dream" the whole night
Considering what happened last night and how horrible I feel, I look amazing
Is she still on a quest to lick every stranger that enters the bar, or have the restraining orders reached critical mass?
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