she's in the bathroom throwing up right now...what is the hookup protocol after she is done? what all can I do with her?
My Yahoo Answers account was suspended. Apparently I answered "I like chicks who do anal" to over 100 questions last night.
after we had sex last night he told me he smelled like my vagina. and then he said that if his roommate had a vagina he would probably smell like it. because "they hug weird and shit."
if I hooked up with that creppy kkid in bio does that count as doing charity work during the holidays?
First thought today, I need a ventriloquist dummy that looks like me. This week's project has been determined.
We were in the hot tub...he ate the pizza pocket directly out of my mouth
She's got a butler. A fucking butler. Shes like batman, but with a better ass.
I got drunken sympathy for the whales' plight last night and signed up to give $50 monthly to Greenpeace. Calling to cancel was worse than the hangover.
Hear that? That's the wail of a dying whale. Murderer.
I'll check it out in the morning. Tonight has been reserved for getting baked and covering myself in kittens because THAT IS AN OPTION.
I just opened a pickle jar stoned as fuck. I clapped for myself. I feel like wonder woman.
I AHVE A WINE BUCKETTTTTTT
I want to wait until after I get laid before I ask him his political affiliation. Just in case. I'm so desperate I would bang a Republican
whoa whoa whoa, you're saying I shouldn't post pics of you balls deep in a southern hottie?
He usually doesnt care about me cumming but last night he really tried, I feel that him going to the Womens March benefitted my sex life
Hey long story short Grandma needs bail money.
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