Its okay if i dont like him.his junk is just too good to resist.model penis,lame guy.
i'm going through the NYU 2014 group looking for future drunken hookups. too slutty?
She helped me organize my comics and then blew me. This is the one.
well this feels familiar. awake at the crack of dawn laying in the fetal position praying for the sweet release of death. i think im done with jager for a while
And then the cop told me my court date was on 4/20. I said come onn u really gunna do me like that
Feels weird sitting between two guys who've had their heads between my legs in a 24 hour span.
I am currently sitting on a candy bar to warm it up cause it was in the fridge so I can eat it while watching the last song and smoking weed by myself
Trying to figure out when's a good time to take acid and not tell anyone and see how long it takes people to notice
Took 45 minutes to masturbate. Fuck you Zoloft. I'm never gonna be diagnosed with depression again
Dude in front of me just jumped out of line at Starbucks to go puke. Vegas in prime form.
I'm super stoned watching the vatican smoke cam. Come over.
I FUCKED WHEELCHAIR DUDE
HE'S INTO WEIRD SHIT
GOOD KIND OF WEIRD SHIT
so you can go out and drink with me then fuck me, or you can come over when i get home and fuck me, or you can come over before and fuck me, or you can come over before and after and fuck me... so many fucking options
It's to the point where if a guy can so much as find my clit, I'll consider him amazing in bed
I just got out of a $280 speeding ticket by acting like The Big Lebowski. Seriously Jeff Bridges is the man.
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