Fine. I'll sleep in my office
It was still light ouot when we were walking up Pier Ave and she kept asking if she could suck my nipples.
Brutal- a couple weeks back I had a 28 hr blackout and four day hangover. S'why I decided to haul it in
Oh my god it's like Minesweeper. I can tell there's sex in three of the four rooms, but which one is the safe one?
it was really awkward..i thought he had two dicks, but later realized it was jsut his roommate
my host sister just stared at me as i knocked over the lamp, then took out all my chocolate, walked into the bathroom, and locked the door. i'm officially the worst exchange student ever.
You were shirtless with a cowboy hat in 15 degree weather then u shotgunned a can of mixed vegetable Progresso soup
How was the rest of your night?
A little fuzzy and a lot naked.
True love: he brought me a margarita while I was n the shower. He's a keeper.
I need thought I would ever have to use the phrase "Don't fart on that Calzone".. Thanks for that
Also I've accepted I am not going to be a catch today. I look like a dead hooker and the remedial work is going to be patchy at best with the shakes I've got.
Dude I just clenched/unclenched my hindquarters while looking in the mirror I have fucking talent
EVEN AFTER ALL THAT COMPLAINING... STILL NO PENIS
Also I like oatmeal more than sex.
Guess who won a basket of sex toys in front of his parents, aunts, uncles, sister, and cousin...
Randomize
