that was a gay-test. you passed.
with flying rainbow colors i hope!
right before he came he said "im ganna fill your stocking" nothing like holiday spirit!!
You told him how lucky he was to be an elephant and kept trying to grab his "trunk"
So the next morning, she had to tell her kids we were moving furniture around all night.
The thing is you're all "holy crap this isn't nearly as bad as I thought pissing on my own face would be."
My liver is begging me not to go, but sadly enough for him my feet and hands control me getting there.
All three of them were helicoptering their dicks to persuade me to take my thong off
You get to be the grown up. Leave a ciabatta by his face.
At 2pm we are having a MANDITORY house meeting about last night. ALL must be in attendance!
I'd like to review the planning and execution of the party to determine how we hosted a naked party, to determine how we can have more.
I'm sorry I put my balls through your watch. On another note your roommate had them on his shoulder too sry
I'm just impressed that you can puke without losing your gum
So why exactly are your shoes in my freezer?
Also, you fell asleep with you hand on and around my cock last night.
let your parents know i'm sorry i ran around the house pretending their metal detector was a "booze detector"
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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