Sooo i definitely have a major burn on my chin from kenny's ...stubble from making out for hours while coked up. Pure class.
Getting drunk in a different country is not a good idea. Lets just say spanish women, 17 yr olds from missouri, prostitutes, and a poodle. I don´t want to leave spain.
My dad hugged me and said I love u. I'm glad I didn't pull out that night.
She wanted to test if her costume allows her to still have sex in it. It does
Dude, he sent me a pic of his dick. I thought dating a married man wouldn't remind me so much of high school. Seriously.
theyll ask where you are and ill say on a date crying in a sombrero
like that time i did too much ghb at gay pride
I'm being an old woman and getting trashed in a night gown in public...of course it's going to be fun
The landlord called, GOOD NEWS! Noise violation #2! Something about people singing and fighting with vodka bottles in the parking lot. Well done us.
I don't think she can come out, she went too hard in the Intro to Theater Drinking Game at 2:30
No gay bar. My eyemake up looks like sex and Im using these dick daggers of mine tonight.
Just masturbating and watching Sports Center...is this what it's like to be a guy?!
She doesn't even give a fuck about angle. I seriously gotta start doing like penis yoga or something.
So, I found your eyebrow, someone glued it in between my eyebrows so I looked like I had a unibrow when I went to work...
ALL I WANT IS SEMEN IN/ON/AROUND MY BODY. WHY IS HE MAKING THIS SO HARD.
why did you kick open the doors at church screaming whos ready to party?
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