Most awkward sex ever...
And im texting you in the middle.
Things he has used as lube on me: olive oil, cologne, purell, spit, tanning oil, and bottled hotel lotion
He needs to save up for some actual ky before my vagina gets an allergic reaction
i realized boys travel in groups of 3's and girls travel in 4's..thats why it gets so tricky
like hot dogs and buns.
My chemistry professor just asked me if I ever found a ride home from the bar last Saturday
He won't let me have sex with him, but feels bad if I won't let him get me off. It is the weirdest, best, most confusing pseudo relationship I've been in.
he got a rim job in the basement.
apparently i was the one who gave it to him.
He chucked my pickle at the bouncer. Fucker, I wanted that.
I'm still tasting pancake mix. I think this may actually be a serious medical problem...
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Are sex swings allowed in dorms
I came home wearing somebody's thong. If you're missing one message me privately.
How do I tell my hairdresser I want a hair style I saw in a porn video?
I'm literally in my bed still trying to find the energy to take my corset off so I can binge eat oreos
Am I under any obligation to let my new fuck buddy know I slept with his little sister?
Nothing ruins an orgasm faster than accidentally calling out his boss's name
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