I kinda look like a classier blonde kenny powers.
bathroom sex at kohls isnt as trashy as it seems
I've decided I'm just gonna keep drinking til the baby bump shows...
There's limited edition cherry vanilla nyquil. It's like they know how much I hate myself and they're giving me a consolation prize.
I tried really hard to get you laid last night. And by that I mean I asked a bunch of dudes if they were top or bottom.
IT'S SUMMA TIME
ITS SUMMA TIME NOT BE HIGH ALL THE TIME TIME
THEY'RE THE SAME THING
I woke up to her screaming at the various pictures of nutsacks she found on her camera
I told him I was very thankful for what his country has done to my vagina and walked away.
I'm wearing a dinosaur hat bikini cone bra over my shirt. So good things are happening
Only thig bad about that muscular chick from the gym is she liked it so rough I had to bust out a few wrestling moves from highschool
I will rip it off your body in ways are socially offensive but you still kind of like.
There's a stripper getting there at 10 though so hopefully I'm out before the stripper gets there. I don't have time to deal with a stripper.
He sent me a pic and then I suffered dick amnesia about the rest of that
Now just crop his dad out and add it to the spank bank.
My butthole is tingling. Must be the grapefruit juice
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