There was a fist fight in my basement last night at four in the morning, in case you were wondering
Ok pretty sure I just saw Mike O'Malley walking through the parking lot. I wanted to see if I followed him, would he lead me to the acro-criag, i've always wanted a crack at that bitch.
we should go somewhere reaaaaaal shady
you kept yelling something about watching the muppets chirstmas carol and trying to turn the t.v. on with your car keys
Is it weird that I miss finding cum in my bed?
She uses empty wine bottles as book ends. 2 on each side. At least 8 shelves.
got hammered last night, woke up this morning to 38 texts that varied from "you fucking asshole" to "i can be there in 10 minutes"
I realize now that I left my pants on that table in the downstairs bathroom at you house on Tuesday....
90% sure you snuck in there somewhere, all I really remember is big boobs in my face so I'm assuming it was you.
FONT CPME TO THE TRUK. I REPATE SONT COME TO THE TRUCK WERE GETTON FRAEKY
my brain is opting to stay half drunk rather than relearn how to think. the rest of me is in no position to argue.
Directions to your booty call: go down the part of Route 66 that has all the car dealerships, motels and bad decisions, go past the Christian college and turn left at the Children's Center.
Just remember that I named his dick Robo-cock before he got into the sheriff's department.
You went in the back with her.. And honestly I couldn't tell her neck from her tits man..
I don't remember anything from last night, but at track I found my thong next to the high jump pit... So it must has been decent
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