just jacked off with my ROTC uniform on. boy i feel like an american.
No shame. Just smoked a bowl with a Norwegian. Feels like something to cross off a list.
just saw an advertisement for the rock in the tooth fairy...can you say rock bottom?
I'm sorry but all I really read was "my nipples will get hard."
the intervention consisted of my aunt taking me to chuck-e-cheezs and telling me that this was my future - either as a mom or as a waitress - unless i stopped fucking around.
did she buy you pizza?
This is the fourth day in a row I've walked outside in the same pajamas. I think the neighbors have finally given up on judging me.
So I get to my parents and walk in the door so my mom knows I'm safe and alive and my grandpa looks at me and says "were you being someone's bitch". And I about died of laughter
Wow, he seems so solid
Someone came into our hotel room and took our remote
What should I do?
Something about the fact that I could do coke off her ass cheeks just speaks to me
So he noticed that I cut a half inch off of my hair. Guess who just earned himself some road head on the way to the twin cities?
My boobs keep hanging out of this shirt. I think thats the style I'm going for tonight
Woke up with a bed full of sand...care to explain?
Isnt is self explanatory?
You ate all the burritos in sight....I cant take you to mexican restaurants anymore
I’ve got a lot of questions but the first one has to be where you got the flame thrower.
Do you think it's my receding hair line that makes all the milfs attracted to me??
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