But i just feel like he will pull it out and ill panic. I mean its fairly basic. Up and down. But i feel like ill just freak out.
what do you think about when you wanna get rid of a boner?
dying kittens.
The make-up sex just reminded me why we broke up in the first place.
she was pretty much dry humping my leg when her boyfriend walked in. he says "you should probably leave." all i could come up with was "YEAH, I KNOW!"
I am drunk at a castle and it isn't even 3. Europe is amazing.
She pointed at me and told her friend, I'm going to fuck him, its going to be really loud, so yes, i need the whole basement.
I still cannot believe I yelled at every guy at the bar "you wanna get in this clam?!"
He panicked, you ducked and I was coming off a 3 day coke binge. It was no one's shining moment.
I found ecstasy taped in my armpit... thank you drunk Marissa.
You just kept shouting "I AM AN ADULT!" until he agreed to carry you home on his shoulders.
he suggested we do it doggy style cuz it was his dead dogs birthday...i had to do it
She's like my safety school. At the end of the night, if I haven't found anyone better to hook up with, I can always call her if I need a place to drop a load and don't want to rub one out myself. Perfect next door neighbor.
She busted her face in a tragic twerking accident. Marking the 2nd time I have peed my pants laughing.
By god, his vagina is better looking than mine.
I'm honestly just saving all my liver's power for when I die this weekend. that's how it works right
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