He was dressed in cheap leather and smelled like death.
remember when you found twisted pleasure condoms in my parents bathroom? theyre gone.
I took the chef home. His dick even tasted like garlic
who has that picture of us looking like alcoholics at the zoo?
He asked me where I wanted it. I told him in the condom. He stops mid thrust and says "you're no fun" and then blew. Chivalry is semi dead.
I'm stuck on the dance floor between two fat people. I don't think they feel my existence. Please help.
Idk. It's not appealing to me. Like don't get me wrong, I love ur dick A LOT but I don't want to stare at it on an iPhone screen
wrestling a boy for fruit? sounds suspiciously like foreplay...
i think i just encouraged him to glue googly eyes to my boobs
We played Rock Paper Scissors to see who would have to go down on the other person.
I just did shots of fireball with my dad in a car wash. How's your pregaming going?
My intervention, when it happens, should have vanilla cake....buttermilk icing.
So I have now fucked both my roommates...This is why I can’t live with men.
He fucked me so hard my contacts fell out! Didnt know that was possible.
Try me, you 5'5 gremlin
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