Your lack of dick hurts my anus. I hate your loverboy tactics.
i am a beautiful darrk chocolate womann
honey you're def caucasian
i am a beautiful white cholcllate woman.... Z
So drunk i had to piss sitting down...
is it sad that i can masturbate and get my big O just from thinking about a Tiffany engagement ring?
can someone explain to me why i woke up under a twister sheet
UD be completely fine. you don't lose control just keep a positive environment. for example i really want to lick the wall cause red is delicious but i don't have to.
How many vodka infused gummi bears count as 1 drink?
That's exactly how my pussy feels when I shave it. Like a cross between a naked mole rat and a newborn child. Embrace it.
Remind me in the future that chugging dog codeine is not the best idea.
Brownies hit. And just found beer. And the bill cosby show is on. And its in spanish.
Pitting the remainder of the bottle against my hangover. I'm expecting an all out cage match for my soul and wellbeing.
Interesting occurrence: the application I use to keep track of my periods and sexual encounters just notified me it had been over 4 months since you were logged as an active partner and ask if I'd like to remove you from my options. Wow, kmsl.
Wearing rip off pants to a booty call last night was one of my most brilliant ideas ever.
I don't care. We're going to fuck. And I WONT apologize in the morning. You cheated on me, so you can cheat on her with me.
can you bring the lube to algebra tomorrow
Randomize
