Please explain to me what this has to do with my fantasy to fuck larry king?
i convinced her i was a yoga teacher by showing her some warm-ups my high school track coach made up
He called his prostate his "boner button".
how do you feel about lunch break shots ?
Did you bedazzle the elevator?
I accidently showed a girl my balls already today. Made me think of you.
I never want to hear the words unlimited shots for boobs in the same sentence ever again.
All I remember is intermittent flashes of being passed out on the side of the road 3 or 4 different times. And telling him to just leave me there and I would walk home in the morning.
Balls are being tripped. Said meow to my cat and he said yeah cool dude.
I look like i have multiple stab wounds in my foot and there are footprints from the elevator to my room. What happened?
Like I'm getting finger banged and my family is making cookies in the kitchen. Talk about terrifying
I WAS KIDDING ABOUT SLUTEMBER BUT ITS ACTUALLY HAPPENING
you kept shouting 'jesus penis' when i was on the phone with 911
Dude, you fell into a tree, and both of the tables, AND the window well... Resilient aren't you?
I mean, I was going to use them for a beading project, but I guess I could take one and let you bat my dick around like a cat toy.
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