This is evicking siegelnvs
Im sorry?
This is fucking ridiculous*
Well, shes famous, an alcoholic, hillarious, and has big boobs.... Pretty much my only aspirations in life.
I was giving him head and when I deep throated him he screamed out "Ohh, top ten!"
He asked me if we could throw a lingerie party together so I guess he's single again
hey, this is the ginger girl from the party...i've thought about it and I wanna join the american girl drinking team
I usually just read books and meditate to an aquatic soundtrack of sea walrus's mating. But ill choose coors light instead
i have 90 minutes to kick this food poisoning or josh's first experience with buttsex will be his last
Why am I always the sober one?
Cause you're the only one with any sort of self control. It's kinda your super power...
Just got assigned a beer bong as hw in fluids to demonstrate the inverse of pascals principle. I love this prof
Watching the Walking Dead, snuggled up naked, and drinking a beer. No better way.
If ever there was a tweet to describe your life, it's this.
i just added a shot of fireball to my iced coffee. goodbye sobriety.
WHAT HAS MY LIFE COME TO I'M MAKING A SCARF FOR A PENIS
So, I've discovered that I'm approximately 70% nicer to my mother when I've had an orgasm in the last 48 hours. It's science.
just saw a kid waiting at the door of the stairs for the elevator. there is no elevator in this building. get on his level.
Laying in bed naked is fun. I now see why guys love boobs... They're sooo bouncy! This long distance relationship is really killing my sex life.
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