susan atkins died, charles manson's lady
dont cry, there are other serial killers to crush on.
I just got hit on by my highschool french teacher. I need to stop going to this bar.
When I try to close my eyes ibwant to puke. Going to the basement to watch pocohantas. That'll keep myeyes open. And puke free.
To put it in a frame of reference with which you're familiar, it was like making out with a golden retriever.
Im blasting "Fat Bottom Girls" as loud as humanely possible in attempts that old ladies doing water aerobics will take the hint and get the fuck out of the pool.
I keep hearing lesbian porn and I'm the only one home. I don't think this is healthy
guess who's bored in chemistry researching how to sneak weed through airport security in her vagina?
Oh you know, watching its always sunny and petting his cat and NOT fucking. I'm starting my whorefree 2012 resolution early.
Ummm Im the uneducated alcoholic of the group... if I say its a bad idea, its probably a bad idea.
Ecstasy body chair massage shower sex fest this week?
My dad wants to dress like mitt Romney tomorrow night and tell trick or treaters they owe him candy.
Currently hiding in the shower from the RA and my elbow turns it on. Showers and Ciroc don't mix..
No. I'm sorry but once your "would go gay for" list exceeds five people, you're bi. Get over it.
Well, if you're anything like me you'll get a lot of ass when you turn 30, so that's a plus
When your grandma invites you to a sweet girls' Valentine's dinner with your mom and sister, but you have to decline because you're trying to get two dudes to rail you at once...
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