why am i having a flashback about somewhere we were this weekend with music videos playing? Spike jonze brothers place?? Help me out
Things I find upon waking: a gay man, a straight girl both clad in web bathing suits, a full bathtub, an empyt bottle of jamesons at the bottom and a scuba mask
My goal for the party is to get everyone in a diaper. Reasonable?
He didn't seem too mad about the puke on the side of his car. You still have a chance.
It's sad that my net worth at the moment is 4 beers
ok, my life is complete.... the cops AND the paramedic just made a Mean Girls reference...
Well Its not like I planned having my potato launcher explode and burn off my eyebrow and eye lashes.. I still have my right eyebrow can't u just be happy?
i cannot be the only guy who has bought the every day with rachael ray magazine for use as porn
You're fucking beautiful as shit and we should have loving sex...
I have a LOT of reasons to worry about radical feminists taking my lady balls, frankly. A lot.
I'm in public and Taylor Swift is playing. It is taking all my effort to not screech like a goat.
We're fucking and Lee Greenwood God Bless the USA comes on and he came. It was the most Roll Tide America moment of my life.
I'm pants less watching buffy the vampire slayer drinking rum. I'm not that hard to impress
Did you just email Kelly and I gay dinosaur erotica?
Please don't throw the wedding bouquet at me
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