Think the blond can even spell "shiksa"?
she looked like she should be chained to micheal vicks radiator
and i think we compared dick sizes, then high fived...
We just took shots out of seashells. Welcome spring break 10.
you fell asleep spooning with his golden retriever. im not sure if thats more degrading for you or the dog
We're trying to decide between cracker barrel an the ER
I think I just saw my 8th grade band teacher trying to pick up a hooker
I used his computer to order the pizza and the only thing he had in his search bar was 'text NASA'
she's drunk at 2 in the afternoon again. at least my mother is predictable.
He had "Bad Bitches Only" tattooed above his dick. I don't know his name but I hope I find him again. I also don't feel that I lived up to the challenge.
All I'm saying is that any 24 year old guy who sends me a snapchat from the vantage point of his dick with the caption "hiding behind my weiner" is off my list potentially dateable guys.
I had to write an apology letter to my roomate for hotboxing in our bathroom. What a bitch.
Hey! How are you feeling? Still preferring soup over sex?
she crossed my comfort zone...i thought i was a freak
said the guy with a pink sex swing...
Is it bad that I like to have a guy to flirt with in every class? I feel like it's excellent motivation: to shave, to shower and to show up.
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