you definitely made a grilled cheese using your iron..
ya and it worked didnt it??
Will you be topless? That will affect my answer.
You were offering to spell people's name for a dollar.
Well, at least he doesn't refer to you as his associate. his mattress associate
The video of him doing the dougie made me telling him I didn't want a relationship, just his virginity so much easier.
By the way anyone who is willing to be in the film while tripping gets free shrooms.
I think I will always strangely appreciate as well as kick ass at stoned dishes. Like for the rest of my life. Thank you slave job at Starbucks.
Lemme put it this way babe, at point you were naked in Target.
Where were you?
Laughing
Do u ever find yourself high af, watching American ninja warrior and crying at the athletes stories?
Hey you're my best friend, I'm sorry I picked my vagina over my heart last night.
Was the guy in the cowboy hat kinda hot or have I just not had sex in a really long time?
Tonight I researched being a phone sex operator and teaching English at a French school in Africa. I think my future lacks direction
Who am I kidding? With my track record, I'm going to end up sleeping at the strip club with just nipple tassels on.
He broke through his window then signed his name on the biggest peice of glass from it. I think they framed it and named it 'best party ever'
She's got a shotglass necklace, running down the street asking people to "fill her up". Get here.
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