i have yet to find a random guy that would make me want to do any position besides missionary, these are what normal people call "applying standards"
I got so high that I decided to drive with my knees on the way home. Where am I going in life?
Nowhere
in retrospect, sexting while high was a mistake - I meant to say "I'll fuck you stupid, baby" but of course I said "I'll fuck your stupid baby"
dude my little brother busts into my room last night and yells did you know that grandma is hiding scrambled eggs between her legs
They made my facebook status "I got my period!!!." Every guy I've had sex with at college liked it.
Hmmm just stalked him and according to his facebook he wants "whatever he can get." obviously he'd be open to the idea.
Thanks in advance for a great weekend. Sorry your roommates are going to hate you after I leave. They need to loosen up anyways.
Ok not good, my info has definitely been submitted to this sugar daddy website before.
The last thing I remember was you puking all over the inside of my door and him yelling "PUKING RALLY!!!"
All in all only spent $2 at the bar ln... Fucking love having a vagina
At Walgreens. I'm getting condoms and a bottle of water so that I'm not "just getting condoms". I don't think I'm fooling anyone though.
Not exactly hook line and sinker right away, but I'll give him a second chance. I should sext him me in my blue shark onesie.
I came in like 30 seconds, and my dog got to watch me take the walk of shame to the bathroom to clean up. All in all, not my best performance.
All I need is $1,500, a beach ready body, a bigger dick & this will be the best spring break ever.
I'm soaking her vibrators in tabasco and wasabi paste. "furious" is an understatement
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