Spotted on freeway- girl in ford focus takes a hit from a 7 inch pipe while knee driving. She winked at me. I want her life.
The bartender told me the best pick-up line was to look deep into her eyes and tell her your gonna flick her vagina
What's the name of that girl you hooked up with? The one that looks like the fire hose sign.
I know everyone screamed lady cop instead of cops. I wanted to apologize to her for our chauvinism
Using the ceiling fan to slice the hotdogs in mid-air can only be contributed to our liberal use of 1800.
If you're still on campus there's a jack and coke in the bathroom of fondren science Bldg. Too strong to bring to class.
she broke up with me the week she got divorced. maybe I should grab a beer with her ex
What is soo wrong about a house of half-naked people hugging each other and laughing?
The pinata full of drugs?
I may be going to Mexico. I just met a drug dealer at a strip club. Seems legit.
My new boobs got me 12 drinks at the concert. Whose the real winner here?
I know this is super early in advance but can I borrow your horse mask on 4/20
Please clarify that he is speaking of beer pong and not rough sex
Hey can you send me a pic of your breast with a peace sign in the photo? I'm trying to win a scavenger hunt contest. Thanks so much
Do you know how difficult it is to snap a good dick pic while driving?
The only thing I remember about us having sex is yelling at him to choke me.
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