A hot woman with candy. This is what heaven is filled with
what do you have against ST
DO NOT ABBREVIATE LIKE YOU AND STAR TREK ARE FRIENDS.
don't thank me. stop putting your penis in foreign objects.
in spanish class. the girl next to me asked what Galapagos were. i told her they were islands. now she thinks Galapagos means islands in spanish
We found him pissing on the sidewalk in his socks signing the national anthem. I love you summer.
Just think, if your stepsister would've gotten knocked up 2 years earlier, she could've had a TV show. What a bitch.
Your cum is still running out of me. I pity the next person that tries these jeans on....
The forest. Magic mushrooms. Wind trees leaves sky. That is alll.
I feel like I deserve an award for facing my fear of penises in my face.
I think he's holding my wallet hostage because I puked in his car. It's not my fault he has child locks on his windows..
Nope. Too much basics going on right now. I'm tying you both up and throwing you to the vibrating sexy toy sharks. You shall either sink or get off gloriously.
I have no clue how you survived last night but I applaud you. 21 body shots off 9 bodies in under four hours has to be a record.
The cat ate a weed mint. This is not a drill
Youre a wreck. Youll be in your dorm weeping to project runway covered in pizza sauce and smelling of stale beer
He nailed that bed down really well so it won't break again. All I could think while he was nailing it was "challenge accepted".
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