But if ***** wants to get filthy... Tell her to throw a text my way ;)
all I know is if I don't watch spice world right now there will be a firefight.
I can't believe I wasted a google wave invite on her.
It's so hard to take my boss as an authorative figure with her New Moon movie tickets taped to her wall
12 garbage cans filled with water, a beer can floating in every garbage can, 20 ft. apart and you shoot with dodge balls..and thats only how the night began
I like that we make it a requirement to howl at the moon every time we get drunk together.
his dad came out and found me sleeping indian style on the couch with my cup balancing on my boobs. didn't spill a drop.
Lightning struck the tree right outside of her window as I came inside her. I think its God's way of saying go by plan b.
Im walking to an ob gyn practice session right now. Literally have to get face first in a middleaged vagina in 10 min.
the bruises from climbing out of the window last night make sitting at my desk impossible. legit excuse to not study right?
well after pounding on the ceiling for 5 mins i just went up there to tell them to shut up.. 2 hours later i'm naked, high, lying on their kitchen floor. it escalated so quickly
You just kept walking around in a circle saying "well played 6th street well played" before falling over.
I woke up with a meat pie in my hand and my mouth tasting like an ashtray. I'm a catch, really!
Can't meet up at the party. Gary was caught by the cops attempting to drop a deuce thru his ex wife's Subaru via sun roof. Details as soon as bail is processed.
I just fucked her boyfriend. Happy birthday, bitch.
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