Its a bunch of hippies dancing in front of a stobe light. For ten dollars I could have gone to the strip club and at least had a lap dance
ok please explain why some one shaved half of my pubes?
over or under 1pm before my bracket is too blurry to read?
All I wanna do is sit in water and get drunk. The only thing more American is giving birth to eagles.
What would you have done with a 40 foot neon parrot anyway?
I was just "that girl you seen blowing some dude outside when you drove by"
I really think we need to get on this Charlie Sheen bandwagon
He leaned in to kiss me and I dodged him but i fell on the floor. I guess I never got up cuz I woke up on the floor and he was in his bed
My life has only gotten better since they built a playground behind the bar
They set the pop up pool in the basement-running filter and all. Drunk swimming. Come now.
I can't believe he let me cut his hair as stoned as I was.. I think I even cut my own hair too
He asked if he could pull one of my teeth "to remember me by"
Where are you? Your parents are here. Their flight got in early.
Trashy Tequila Tuesdays. Have them meet me here @ the bar.
I'm not sending your parents to see you drunk at a gay bar. What kind of boyfriend do you think I am?
A great one. Entertain them i'll be home soon....... I think
So one possible side effect of women taking Viagra is that my tongue feels swollen. You having any?
I keep finding granola in my bed. This is what I get for sleeping with a guy from Oregon.
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