I wonder how skeet ulrich feels about the skeet skeet phrase and and what it denotes.
something came early last nite... and lemme tell u it wasn't christmas...
I can't believe I'm wasting this thong on a guy in a sweater vest.
So am i just your go-to 'i found a tick on my penis' number?
Nothing sez sunday morning like waking up in a phonebooth with a leg cramp.
Three guys came up to me at the bar and started dancing on me, while screaming "Johnson's girl." That's the last time I sleep with a freshmen.
your love of good penises attached to ugly faces is disgusting and slightly disturbing.
Dude, I think shitting blood should be a cause for concern not celebration that you had a great night.
Either you got hacked or we need to have a serious discussion about sending penis enlargement emails to your straight friends and why you shouldn't. It sends the wrong message.
had a dream that i inhaled my pet bird and started choking. Then I tried smoking from a bong and suddenly I smoked myself inside out. this is what happens when I don't smoke weed. my brain can't function!
You ever fart so hard while you are asleep that you wake up screaming?
You passed out and I didn't draw a penis on your face. Sister of the year.
I don't want any of this. I just want big sausages.
someday i'll meet a man and who loves me as much as i love getting drunk and starting fires
Found out the cop gives spectacular head. Don't ask. We're going out to dinner Saturday.
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