If you're really into hairy Serbian chicks, Cleveland has a lot to offer(216): We're going to cougar night, the serbian chicks are the best aged.
she smelled like a LAN party
I got her a Nickelback box set.
Well besides you comparing him to your dead cat, I'd say it was fine.
Dude, she brought over peach cobbler, weed and alcohol plus I'm gonna get laid. She's by far the coolest sister you have.
Guess who has got hockey tickets for tonight? Only cost me road head going to and coming from the game
I've started a list of places i want to drink. To go along with the list of places i want to have sex. Lincoln's log cabin is on both.
I'm sooo hungover. I fell asleep on top of a car in a parking lot last night. New one to add to the list.
It was disgusting, and I would've rather licked the condensation off the windows instead, but I figured that's wasn't very ladylike
We have so much sex to catch up on
Bitch guess who just got a fucking taser
I'm not sure why, but my salad smells like a Big Mac. Or maybe that's just the smell of yesterday's, seeping through my skin.
I think that's the first time I had "ass rimming" scroll across my phone at work
Thanks for letting me cross "getting high at park with children" off my bucket list
Grumpy Cat is dead and fuck EVERYTHING.
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