Awww my brother is growing up soo fast!! He just gave me the, "I know you're high but I won't tell mom n dad" look!
I think my tv knows when im high and tells taco bell
Don't worry, there is no such thing as a fat, old or ugly blow job.
She told me at midnight she would blow me harder than a new years party kazoo
just threw up on my speech test, so much for a great semester
Hey do you have a way to post bail? If not we can hook you up. If a police officer is reading this please ask him and respond in a timely fashion. I am concerned for my imprisoned friend
She was like the Rudy of blow jobs... SO much effort into it
Everything smells like blood and olive oil.
She is the absolute last thing I would want to screw. Honestly. Fellating a porcupine. Higher on the list.
Holy crap, church bells in Cibolo just scared the hell out of me. I'm pretty sure they were yelling sinner at me.
I'm usually good at keeping a straight face, but not while singing a ballad to a stranger in a bathroom.
I hope dressing like a sexy, but very grown up and intelligent, secretary while out shopping helps disguise how high I am right now.
Ugh, I should just give up, and fuck him in a parking lot, and shave my head and walk naked through the streets of King's Landing.
I wasn't that gone.
Dude, you cried and said how sorry you were when we asked why you had the dip.
If it's any consolation she turned out to be has a collection of clown dolls she talks to crazy. And the cops knew why I was calling when she key locked the door from inside.
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