Pussy?
how
Wat do u mean how?
just checked my call log and realized that we talked for 3 mns. what did i say for that long?
pretty standard. you have fun last night?
apparently....what exactly does 'pretty standard' mean?
typical hot then cold, followed by a death threat.
Hahaha, sighhhh...I texted him to no response. It's a shame, really...I would gladly exchange my body for pizza rills.
Regardless of the degree, it's probably not good to relate so closely to the Steve-O documentary.
i watch way too much csi for them to even pretend to be my friend.
I think vodka calistinics prior to and during beer olympics was a bad idea
Halloween 2010: the NuvaRing girls. You're Thursday. We'll walk into the party chanting "Monday, Tuesday, Wednesday, Thursday, Friday, Saturday, Sunday, Everydaaay".
Just met a female bro. Things are weird at the rugby party.
I still can't believe I found a dildo in my ceiling today.
it was really bad. he went around saying "I want you inside of me" to everyone.
The prescription for my birth control just blew away in the wind on my way back from the health center. It's like god wants me to get pregnant
I don't want the last thing I hear while alive to be Jesse's Girl
I just melted my phone trying to make cookies. I think that's a sign.
I walked in, the bartender looked at me, grabbed 3 shot glasses and a pounder. Lined them up on the bar then made a line with salt on the other side of them and said I wasn't allowed to cross it.
Greattt I just sexted my dad trying to write u back
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